And now my better half.

This is something she sent to me when we first started dating.
1. I love pink, neon green, white, black, I like waffles, pancakes suck Coke will forever be better than Pepsi all except for the Dew. I'm afraid of the dark. (Boo!) I don't pick up pennies that are tails up and I won't walk under a ladder. I don't kill little spiders 'cause thats also bad luck. (I heard that somewhere and it stuck in my mind) I like to sleep against the wall, no body part can hang over the bed because something on the floor might get me. I sleep with a pillow over my head because I got use to it when I was younger (my theory was that if I didn't see the "monsters" then they didn't see me and the pillow took care of that) I'm extremely shy. Hate attention unless it's from people I know. Crave attention from the people I know. I love hugs! Love being held. Hate being smothered. I think that the color orange is completely wrong. Boxers on guys. I ate paste when I was little. I dipped my crayons in paste and ate those as well. Not independent at all. If one shoe comes untied then I have to untie the other one and tie it as well so I won't have uneven tightness. Don't like long hair on guys. I like the smell of detention papers. I love elephants. When I have something sweet I also have to have something salty. Never have had gritz and don't plan to, it's just not right. When I first take clothes out of the dryer I jump into the pile and stay there till the clothes gets cold. I hate red roses. Too cliche. Love white roses with pink tips. Oatmeal cookies are my favorite. I have a fear of being alone. I love wind pants. Adidas is the greatest everything ever. Don't like eating apples if they're not cut. Too damn spoiled for my own good. I get my feelings hurt easily by those I let in. Trust doesn't come easy. I'm a bitch because I choose to make you feel like shit before you do it to me. (not you though) I love crunchy leaves. If I see a pile of leaves while I'm driving I'll pull over and stomp all over them. I also chase crunchy leaves and then stomp on them. It makes my day.
7.Don't like letting anyone in.

i'm probably gonna update some more of mine later but its late so not now. bye

here we go

ok ok. time to do an update. lots of things have happend. got the new job. it's pretty good. i sit in front of a computer all day and talk to strangers. we got a new car! Mardi gras is here. interested to see how that turns out with work. I just don't have a lot to write right now. sorry. but i guess i need to do the 7 thing.

I was tagged by Weirdo with the Beirdo!
And i'm not gonna follow the rules since everyone i know with a blog has done this already.


1. I don't have a favorite color/food/drink. It just depends on what type of mood i'm in.

2. One of my biggest fears is falling. I don't care about hights as long as I know there is no chance or me falling.

3. when i was a kid i got trashed on wildturkey and rum. To this day the smell of hard liquor makes my stomach start to turn.

4. My parents lost me three times and one of those was in a different country (really just a big state. EH!)

5. When i was a kid i almost drowned.

6. If i'm in a group i need to be last. i can't stand having people behind me.

7. to my knowledge i've never won a contest i've entered.


and that's all i got for now. sorry.
bye

I GOT THE JOB!!!

That is it. Thank you and good bye.

Christmas time!!!

so this is a quick little update. wedding was great, thanksgiving awsome. Her birthday was a blast. more on those later. This post is mainly to put our christmas list up so everyone knows.

Detective G's List:
An American in Paris (DVD)
Top Hat (DVD)
Easter Parade (DVD)
Singing in the Rain (DVD)
In the Good Old Summertime (DVD)
The Gay Divorcee (DVD)
SwingTime (DVD)
Sabrina (The Original DVD)
Law & Order: SVU (we already own seasons 2 & 5)
Home Stereo System
Buzz! The Mega Quiz (Playstation 2,with buzzers)


Dorkamus List:
XBox 360 (w/ 20gb hd)
Warriors Orochi (ps2 or xbox360)
Swords:
Takeda Shinghen
Toyotomi Hideyoshi
Date Masamune
Oda Nobunaga
Warrior Sword
Samauri Set

PC Games:
LotR: Battle for Middle Earth
LotR: Battle for Middle Earth II
LotR: Battle for Middle Earth II Rise of the Witch King

I'm sure this will be updated and I'm sure I'll let you know when it is.

Arggggg!!

Ok. just a few things. first off I want to respond to my sis' blog from Aug 15th. I have to agree with her. I am so sick and tired of getting emails or listening to people bitch and complain about immigrants. All I hear about is how we're being over run by Mexicans. First off, just cause you look Spanish does not make you a Mexican. Even if you have features that are usually associated with Mexicans that still does not make you Mexican. That's like looking across the street, see two white guys with big noses talking and saying " hey look at those Jews over there." That's just being plain ignorant. The other thing that kills me is that I get all these emails and myspace posts about stopping immigrants and Mexicans and what not, and people seem to forget that I married a beautiful hispanic woman. Her parents are immigrants. And let me tell you they are some of the nicest hardworking wonderful people I have ever met in my life. They are always willing to help out even if they have nothing. They could have $20 in the bank and they would give me $15 to go get something to eat if they even thought I might be hungry. They will work ridiculous hours just to get the job done without complaining. I have yet to meet a "Pure blooded American" who doesn't bitch and complain.
Another complaint I hear about is how they're taking taking our jobs. BULL SHIT!!! They are doing the jobs that "WE Americans" either don't want or are to lazy to go get. They are working these sucky ass jobs with little pay to send most if not all of their check back home to their family. Not working the 9 to 5 to go blow a check at some bar/strip club/bestbuy/other store that sells useless shit. No, they work hard for a salary that some 17yr old could make. When my father-in-law first came here, he was in Miami. He was in construction working 10 to 15 hour days on top of a roof in the sun. At lunch he ate his sandwich on the roof and got back to work. Just so he could provide for his family. That my friends is dedication. That my friends is a real man. Not some little punk knocking up some girl then refusing to pay child support.
And my last rant. If you have a political or religious email or post please take mine and my wife's name off of it. We have our own political views and religious beliefs that we are more then happy with. If you come at me with some political/religious nonsense you will be much better off going outside and talking to a wall. Cause I'm not gonna hear a damn word you're saying. That's it, no questions, Thank you and good bye.


Ok, now that that's over. I went to see Star Dust last night with Detective G, CHia P, and Chia M. Great movie. Loved it. Definitely going to get it when it goes to DVD. It had romance, comedy, fantasy, action and adventure. What more could you ask for. I know how about no creepy dude sleeping next to you in the theater when you go see it. I thought I might get shanked in the middle of the movie. Other then that it was great.

Oh, I almost forgot. Teenky-bot. She is becoming incredibly fascinated with water. She will go and sit in any of our sinks if water was just running in it. And if the sinks been dry for awhile she will sit in it and cry till you turn it on. This morning she was playing with the running water in sink so i decided to use the stopper to fill up the basin. Once filled I turned off the water and left the room to put on my shoes. I come back and Teenky is up to her armpits in the water just waving her hands playing. I raise the stopper to let it drain and she starts clawing at it trying to stop the water from leaving. She such a cutie. Here is the one downside to the water fascination. Picture this. I walk into the bathroom to urinate, raise the toilet seat and release the flow. well apparently she heard the seat go up and knew there was water in there to investigate. Because as soon as "The Flow" started she jumped on the seat to check out the toilet. As expected I pissed all over my cat. Now I have to stop the flow (which really sucks, come on I know you're with me) grab the cat and try to find a way to clean her off. How do you get piss off a cat?

Other then that not much going on right now. We are going to Georgia soon because my BiLM just made Chief. And a few weeks after that we go to Florida because my BiLC is getting married. Busy Busy Busy.

Ok that's it for now. Peace out cub scout.
Dorkamus

I showed that tree who's boss!

It's good to be back. Alot has happened. We went and saw Harry Potter 5 last week. It was really good. We'll probably go agian just to clear up a few things. But over all I thought they did a good job. They did completely change a few things but I expected it. Thats one thing people don't realize when they hafve a series of movies based of books. You're gonna have to change things. So there is gonna be a book universe and a movie universe. The 5th movie fit right in with the movie universe. Everything flowed, nothing contradicted itself. So yeh thats my review. 4 outa 5.

Tonight is the release of the 7th and supposedly final harry potter book. I'm excited. We plan on getting in line and waiting for the release. I'm sure that while we're waiting someone is gonna end up at a daiquiri shop to bring back some goodies. Just like we did for the last book release. I'm sure my pip (partner in potter) and Chief will appriciate it, as well as Detective E and SIL(A). Hopefully all the kids won't get bored. There are supposed to be games and stuff for everyone while they wait. So we'll just wait and see. Hold that thought, I'm being summoned with a cry for HELP!

OK I'm back. Had to save my baby from the Horible sun burn we incured. Yeh, SIL(A) is in town with her boys for the week. It's nice having them here cause we never get to see them. Sadly BIL(M) could not make it. We've been having a great time. Detective E and myself took off Wed thru fri to spend time with them. Wed we went to some lake in Mississippi. We all got alittle burnt not much. We had a blast. It was my first time on a boat that wasn't some sort of Ferry. Then Yesterday we went tubing. We are all pretty burnt now. Detective E and SIL(A) decided to put baby oil on to try and help them tan. So they hurt anytime they move now. I decided to stick with the sunblock cause I knew I would be red even with it. And I am. They other fun happenings is that we brought Mama and Tia Lesbia with us. I think overall they had a good time. At one point they got stuck behind a tree (we tied both of their tubes to the ice chest so that they could just float together and talk.) I (being the only adult male) had to jump out of my tube and head upstream to get them. Since it's been raining alot lately the current was pretty strong. For a moment I didn't think I would be able to get back to them. I ended up passing a submerged tree and using it to help push/pull myself to them. Once I got them free I was so exhausted I just grabbed onto their tubes and decided to float down with them. Then out of no where in the fast current I just described I get slamed into a tree branch. It knocked all of the air out of me ( I thought I might have fractured a rib or something.) All I could do for the next minute or two was just hold on to the tube so I didn't drop in the water. So now I have a nice bruise/welt on my side (hence the title of this post.) So this morning we are all lying around hurting from the sun and trees. Tomorrow night we go to the Myrtlesplantation for a tour. It should be good. Ok that's it for now. I think i'm done. My brain as well as my skin is fried. So bye

still counting

33 days till the movie. 43 days till the book. awesome.

ok. so this is my update. not much is going on. work is still the same. teenky is doing well. she's very playful, especially at night (around 1am). but she is very loving and almost always sounds like a little motor.

Last week we went to a charismatic mass. it wasn't bad. more upbeat music and clapping and stuff. I haven't put my ruling on it yet. But i'm willing to give it another go.

There's not much else to tell right now. So i'll stop till i can think of something. sorry this one sucked. but ohh well.