Beautiful Disaster

And now my better half.

2008-01-28T21:17:00.000-06:00

This is something she sent to me when we first started dating.
1. I love pink, neon green, white, black, I like waffles, pancakes suck Coke will forever be better than Pepsi all except for the Dew. I'm afraid of the dark. (Boo!) I don't pick up pennies that are tails up and I won't walk under a ladder. I don't kill little spiders 'cause thats also bad luck. (I heard that somewhere and it stuck in my mind) I like to sleep against the wall, no body part can hang over the bed because something on the floor might get me. I sleep with a pillow over my head because I got use to it when I was younger (my theory was that if I didn't see the "monsters" then they didn't see me and the pillow took care of that) I'm extremely shy. Hate attention unless it's from people I know. Crave attention from the people I know. I love hugs! Love being held. Hate being smothered. I think that the color orange is completely wrong. Boxers on guys. I ate paste when I was little. I dipped my crayons in paste and ate those as well. Not independent at all. If one shoe comes untied then I have to untie the other one and tie it as well so I won't have uneven tightness. Don't like long hair on guys. I like the smell of detention papers. I love elephants. When I have something sweet I also have to have something salty. Never have had gritz and don't plan to, it's just not right. When I first take clothes out of the dryer I jump into the pile and stay there till the clothes gets cold. I hate red roses. Too cliche. Love white roses with pink tips. Oatmeal cookies are my favorite. I have a fear of being alone. I love wind pants. Adidas is the greatest everything ever. Don't like eating apples if they're not cut. Too damn spoiled for my own good. I get my feelings hurt easily by those I let in. Trust doesn't come easy. I'm a bitch because I choose to make you feel like shit before you do it to me. (not you though) I love crunchy leaves. If I see a pile of leaves while I'm driving I'll pull over and stomp all over them. I also chase crunchy leaves and then stomp on them. It makes my day.
7.Don't like letting anyone in.

i'm probably gonna update some more of mine later but its late so not now. bye

here we go

2008-01-26T21:23:00.000-06:00

ok ok. time to do an update. lots of things have happend. got the new job. it's pretty good. i sit in front of a computer all day and talk to strangers. we got a new car! Mardi gras is here. interested to see how that turns out with work. I just don't have a lot to write right now. sorry. but i guess i need to do the 7 thing.

I was tagged by Weirdo with the Beirdo!
And i'm not gonna follow the rules since everyone i know with a blog has done this already.

1. I don't have a favorite color/food/drink. It just depends on what type of mood i'm in.

2. One of my biggest fears is falling. I don't care about hights as long as I know there is no chance or me falling.

3. when i was a kid i got trashed on wildturkey and rum. To this day the smell of hard liquor makes my stomach start to turn.

4. My parents lost me three times and one of those was in a different country (really just a big state. EH!)

5. When i was a kid i almost drowned.

6. If i'm in a group i need to be last. i can't stand having people behind me.

7. to my knowledge i've never won a contest i've entered.

and that's all i got for now. sorry.
bye

I GOT THE JOB!!!

2007-12-10T15:16:00.001-06:00

That is it. Thank you and good bye.

Christmas time!!!

2007-11-27T12:37:00.000-06:00

so this is a quick little update. wedding was great, thanksgiving awsome. Her birthday was a blast. more on those later. This post is mainly to put our christmas list up so everyone knows.

Detective G's List:
An American in Paris (DVD)
Top Hat (DVD)
Easter Parade (DVD)
Singing in the Rain (DVD)
In the Good Old Summertime (DVD)
The Gay Divorcee (DVD)
SwingTime (DVD)
Sabrina (The Original DVD)
Law & Order: SVU (we already own seasons 2 & 5)
Home Stereo System
Buzz! The Mega Quiz (Playstation 2,with buzzers)

Dorkamus List:
XBox 360 (w/ 20gb hd)
Warriors Orochi (ps2 or xbox360)
Swords:
Takeda Shinghen
Toyotomi Hideyoshi
Date Masamune
Oda Nobunaga
Warrior Sword
Samauri Set

PC Games:
LotR: Battle for Middle Earth
LotR: Battle for Middle Earth II
LotR: Battle for Middle Earth II Rise of the Witch King

I'm sure this will be updated and I'm sure I'll let you know when it is.

Arggggg!!

2007-08-23T10:33:00.000-05:00

Ok. just a few things. first off I want to respond to my sis' blog from Aug 15th. I have to agree with her. I am so sick and tired of getting emails or listening to people bitch and complain about immigrants. All I hear about is how we're being over run by Mexicans. First off, just cause you look Spanish does not make you a Mexican. Even if you have features that are usually associated with Mexicans that still does not make you Mexican. That's like looking across the street, see two white guys with big noses talking and saying " hey look at those Jews over there." That's just being plain ignorant. The other thing that kills me is that I get all these emails and myspace posts about stopping immigrants and Mexicans and what not, and people seem to forget that I married a beautiful hispanic woman. Her parents are immigrants. And let me tell you they are some of the nicest hardworking wonderful people I have ever met in my life. They are always willing to help out even if they have nothing. They could have $20 in the bank and they would give me $15 to go get something to eat if they even thought I might be hungry. They will work ridiculous hours just to get the job done without complaining. I have yet to meet a "Pure blooded American" who doesn't bitch and complain.
Another complaint I hear about is how they're taking taking our jobs. BULL SHIT!!! They are doing the jobs that "WE Americans" either don't want or are to lazy to go get. They are working these sucky ass jobs with little pay to send most if not all of their check back home to their family. Not working the 9 to 5 to go blow a check at some bar/strip club/bestbuy/other store that sells useless shit. No, they work hard for a salary that some 17yr old could make. When my father-in-law first came here, he was in Miami. He was in construction working 10 to 15 hour days on top of a roof in the sun. At lunch he ate his sandwich on the roof and got back to work. Just so he could provide for his family. That my friends is dedication. That my friends is a real man. Not some little punk knocking up some girl then refusing to pay child support.
And my last rant. If you have a political or religious email or post please take mine and my wife's name off of it. We have our own political views and religious beliefs that we are more then happy with. If you come at me with some political/religious nonsense you will be much better off going outside and talking to a wall. Cause I'm not gonna hear a damn word you're saying. That's it, no questions, Thank you and good bye.

Ok, now that that's over. I went to see Star Dust last night with Detective G, CHia P, and Chia M. Great movie. Loved it. Definitely going to get it when it goes to DVD. It had romance, comedy, fantasy, action and adventure. What more could you ask for. I know how about no creepy dude sleeping next to you in the theater when you go see it. I thought I might get shanked in the middle of the movie. Other then that it was great.

Oh, I almost forgot. Teenky-bot. She is becoming incredibly fascinated with water. She will go and sit in any of our sinks if water was just running in it. And if the sinks been dry for awhile she will sit in it and cry till you turn it on. This morning she was playing with the running water in sink so i decided to use the stopper to fill up the basin. Once filled I turned off the water and left the room to put on my shoes. I come back and Teenky is up to her armpits in the water just waving her hands playing. I raise the stopper to let it drain and she starts clawing at it trying to stop the water from leaving. She such a cutie. Here is the one downside to the water fascination. Picture this. I walk into the bathroom to urinate, raise the toilet seat and release the flow. well apparently she heard the seat go up and knew there was water in there to investigate. Because as soon as "The Flow" started she jumped on the seat to check out the toilet. As expected I pissed all over my cat. Now I have to stop the flow (which really sucks, come on I know you're with me) grab the cat and try to find a way to clean her off. How do you get piss off a cat?

Other then that not much going on right now. We are going to Georgia soon because my BiLM just made Chief. And a few weeks after that we go to Florida because my BiLC is getting married. Busy Busy Busy.

Ok that's it for now. Peace out cub scout.
Dorkamus

I showed that tree who's boss!

2007-07-20T08:32:00.000-05:00

It's good to be back. Alot has happened. We went and saw Harry Potter 5 last week. It was really good. We'll probably go agian just to clear up a few things. But over all I thought they did a good job. They did completely change a few things but I expected it. Thats one thing people don't realize when they hafve a series of movies based of books. You're gonna have to change things. So there is gonna be a book universe and a movie universe. The 5th movie fit right in with the movie universe. Everything flowed, nothing contradicted itself. So yeh thats my review. 4 outa 5.

Tonight is the release of the 7th and supposedly final harry potter book. I'm excited. We plan on getting in line and waiting for the release. I'm sure that while we're waiting someone is gonna end up at a daiquiri shop to bring back some goodies. Just like we did for the last book release. I'm sure my pip (partner in potter) and Chief will appriciate it, as well as Detective E and SIL(A). Hopefully all the kids won't get bored. There are supposed to be games and stuff for everyone while they wait. So we'll just wait and see. Hold that thought, I'm being summoned with a cry for HELP!

OK I'm back. Had to save my baby from the Horible sun burn we incured. Yeh, SIL(A) is in town with her boys for the week. It's nice having them here cause we never get to see them. Sadly BIL(M) could not make it. We've been having a great time. Detective E and myself took off Wed thru fri to spend time with them. Wed we went to some lake in Mississippi. We all got alittle burnt not much. We had a blast. It was my first time on a boat that wasn't some sort of Ferry. Then Yesterday we went tubing. We are all pretty burnt now. Detective E and SIL(A) decided to put baby oil on to try and help them tan. So they hurt anytime they move now. I decided to stick with the sunblock cause I knew I would be red even with it. And I am. They other fun happenings is that we brought Mama and Tia Lesbia with us. I think overall they had a good time. At one point they got stuck behind a tree (we tied both of their tubes to the ice chest so that they could just float together and talk.) I (being the only adult male) had to jump out of my tube and head upstream to get them. Since it's been raining alot lately the current was pretty strong. For a moment I didn't think I would be able to get back to them. I ended up passing a submerged tree and using it to help push/pull myself to them. Once I got them free I was so exhausted I just grabbed onto their tubes and decided to float down with them. Then out of no where in the fast current I just described I get slamed into a tree branch. It knocked all of the air out of me ( I thought I might have fractured a rib or something.) All I could do for the next minute or two was just hold on to the tube so I didn't drop in the water. So now I have a nice bruise/welt on my side (hence the title of this post.) So this morning we are all lying around hurting from the sun and trees. Tomorrow night we go to the Myrtlesplantation for a tour. It should be good. Ok that's it for now. I think i'm done. My brain as well as my skin is fried. So bye

still counting

2007-06-07T16:46:00.000-05:00

33 days till the movie. 43 days till the book. awesome.

ok. so this is my update. not much is going on. work is still the same. teenky is doing well. she's very playful, especially at night (around 1am). but she is very loving and almost always sounds like a little motor.

Last week we went to a charismatic mass. it wasn't bad. more upbeat music and clapping and stuff. I haven't put my ruling on it yet. But i'm willing to give it another go.

There's not much else to tell right now. So i'll stop till i can think of something. sorry this one sucked. but ohh well.

You're getting Cocky Mario!!

2007-06-02T08:49:00.000-05:00

Helloooooooo. Long time no post. I know I know. I missed the official posting day. I was the only one that didn't post. And I have a really good excuse why I didn't, I just can't think of it right now. So what' s happened. Dad came home. Awesome! He's looking really good. Detective G. got some sort of virus or something earlier this week. We ended up in the E.R. at like 4 in the morning and didn't get out of there until about 8 or 9. So I got home took a small nap then went to work. Prior to that we haven't been getting much sleep because we got a new kitty. Tinky-bot. Pictures to come later. Or now.

Busy times are coming up. Our cousin is coming in this weekend for the week. Brothers b-day is this month. Next month is our 1-yr. anniversary. then harry potter movie and book come out. Our sis-in-law and two nephews come in in the middle of July. and then the Nephews birthday. Soooo it's gonna be alittle busy. Right now all I hear is " NO, NO, Tinky-bot NO!" I think it's time to invest in a water bottle. I hear they learn quick. OK. I'm out.

Peace, Love, and little furry animals

(not those kind of furry animals mike. you sick bastard)

Dorkamus

Speederman

2007-05-04T09:21:00.000-05:00

Today is the day. We are going to see Speederman 3. It's gonna be the whole gang. Mom, Dad, Dean, Ian, BB and Us. I can't wait.

The move is pretty much finished. We've got everything in it's place just about. Only a few more things need to be put up, and a few more things need to be acquired. It's awesome. Sometime today we need to run to the DMV to get our address changed on our license so that we can go get a parking sticker.

We both ended up taking the whole week off from work. It's a much need break. and a blessing for G. Apperently at her work a sewage pipe got clogged in the ceiling. So they decided to let it drain into a bucket in one of the Dr.'s offices. I hear it didn't smell to good. Especially since the sewage came from the ICU. Think about that for a moment.

That's it for now.

On the move.

2007-04-29T09:46:00.000-05:00

Here's a quick update. We are in limbo. All of our funriture and other earthly things are sitting in a kind of loading dock which is the front apartment. They will stay there until either monday afternoon or tuesday morning. Depending on how soon the back renters get out. Hopefully its monday. All we have left to do at the KC address is finish cleaning and turn in the keys. Should be done with that today.

Mom's home!! Hurray! we went to dinner with the family friday. It was scrumpcious. Me, Detective G, My Harry Potter in crime P, and the kids went to the mall. Didn't do much since they were about to close.

Next subject. Work. It's ok. My boss informed me that someone (who he wouldn't say) inquired about my qualifications. I think it may be our sister hotel. They've needed to hire a manager since the storm, but couldn't afford it. Maybe since Our hotel just officially bought it they can now. Who knows, we'll just have to wait an see. And on my final note of work. I got to saw a hole in the wall on a ladder. I needed to pull some cabling and phone lines and push them threw it. The awsome part was when I was pulling the phone lines apparently I completed a circuit and shocked myself. Scared the crap outa me and I dropped the wires. My fingers went all numb and tingly for a second. It was cool. Anyway it's time to get back to work. Till next time.

Midget tossing?

2007-04-19T13:07:00.000-05:00

well now. not much has happened. continuing to pack. Detective G. found a new case study. (Raines) Thanks Dad. We watched two episodes last night with dad while waiting for laundry to dry. It's a pretty funny show. I can definitly see us watching it on a weekly bases. that's if we can remember when it comes on. We usually miss all of our shows cause we forget their on.

Work is the same. My boss is on vacation for a week. And it suddenly got really busy. I think he plans it like that. And i've decided I need a midget. I have to run some wires here (at work, which is where I am right now) and I am to tall to fit into the space to finish. So I figure if I had a midget with me I could tie a little rope around him, give him the wire and throw him in. I'd give him a flash light and a little bat or something. You know to fend of rats and what not.

Um.. ok.
http://midget-tossing.freeonlinegames.com/

Anyway.....

I have to get back to work.

Deet-da-dee-dee

2007-04-12T08:26:00.000-05:00

Yeh for work. Just kidding. I'm sitting here waiting to get the ball rolling. We're trying to do a demo update to make sure our system can handle it and now all I can do is wait. Ohh and sorry for the delay. I've been busy moving into our new place and now moving out of our new place. It's slowly starting to wear on me. First their always seems to be a broken washer and or dryer now. Someone tried to break into the Coke machine ( I swear it wasn't me!) We had an Ant Invasion. And finally the fact that a bunch of duck eggs hached at the bottem of the pool. Needless to say their were no survivors. And when we called the complex it took them like 4 or 5 days to get the eggs out and I don't think they bothered to change the water. I'm never getting in that pool.

I know this is my first blog in a while but it will probably be short since i'm at work. I'm gonna try to update more often but it may take a alittle time till we move. ANyway.... Not much to say here. WE've just been working and then Detective G. comes home and solves cases (SVU, can anyone say addicted?) While she's solving cases Dorkamus K plays GUILDWARS. (Can we say addicted again?) Packing is taking a long time. We have like a 100 drinking glasses. And their is always something comming up to stop us from packing. We've got alot happening soon. This weeked BigBoy gets married. At the end of the month mom comes home. YEH MOM! Also at the end of the month we move. YAH 1.5! BB's recital is comming up. YAH BB!

Opps gotta go. Work has summoned me.

Peace, Love and Alchemy

I'm such a dork. But I'm the coolest damn dork you'll ever meet. So ha.

Dorkamus Out.

Soon

2007-04-10T15:29:00.003-05:00

Next time Gadget. Next time.

Holy Rusted Metal Batman!!

2006-10-22T11:19:00.000-05:00

A new post, wow, I know I know. It's about time. Let's see what's been going on?? We finally got our furniture. Still waiting to put pictures up. Everything looks awsome. We've got cable and
internet. Dean bought us a dvd/vcr for us. Which rocks. Works going ok. Gisselle just got a raise
but it doesn't go into effect until the end of the month. Oh Molly was born which I'm sure
everyone already knows. (pictures down below)Oh before I forget. Birthday wishlist for Gisselle.

She wants to go back to Epcot.
Acoustic guitar
Money for her tattoo.

OK, now Florida. We went, we conquered, we kicked ass. OK really. Carlos came home. It was good to see him. We're glad he's back. We went to a winery, and then to Historic St. Augustine. It's always nice to go there. It's beautiful. Next time I want to take Gisselle to the haunted light house. I finally got to meet her other brother and his family. (pictures below) Her whole family is amazing. Very friendly, always willing to help out. Petunia came back with us(the doggie). She's doing good. And finally for tonight. We took a family outing to the shed. Great bar-b-q. Everyone had an awsome time. Ok. I think I'm done for now. Next time expect christmas lists and what not.

Missy, Gisselle, Ang, and Mama

Me and my baby. (Don't hate. We beautiful, I know.)

My baby and her "Little Brother"

Carlos comming home.

All the guys. Steven and Christopher, Miquel, Me, Papa, and Carlos Jose.

OK. I have more picture but it's not letting me upload them. So you get to see them next time.

on the road again

2006-09-20T16:46:00.000-05:00

Man, i need to keep up with this more often. We go to Florida tomorrow. Carlos comes home from Baghdad. Awsome. And we are also getting living room furniture from him. also awsome. and to top it off i finally get to meet Gisselles other brother and his family. we leave tomorrow and come back tuesday. then friday little molly grace is due. thats all i can write right now. but i'll give a full update when we get back

Sick again?

2006-09-11T14:43:00.000-05:00

Ok. So i come into work and my boss is not there. It seems he does not feel well enough to come in today. Thats fine it happens. But it also happened last thursday. and he had the week before off for his daughters wedding. Now why do i bitch you ask? Quite simple. It's because he gives me so much shit for taking days off and is still giving me shit about taking off to go see my brother-in-law who is comming back from Iraq (and is being nice enough to give me and my wife new furniture.) Ok. I'm done bitching about that. So its been awhile since i blogged. Lets see.

Had a BarBQ at the spinneys yesterday. Many people were there. It was Mom and Dad, Mick and Bev, 4 Ugondans, The spinney clan, Dean was there for alittle bit along with A. and her brother. And of course the cutests MotherF's this side of the mississippi. Food was great. Butt was pretty sore after that meal.

Patti woke up early yesterday morning with contractions. False alarm. But that does mean Molly's comming real soon. Gisselle is so excited. She tries to buy that baby anything she can.

We move in this week. We get our keys thursday, so that night after work we start moving things in. our bedroom set comes in on sat. and cable comes in on the 27th.
We're so excited. It's gonna rock.

Thats it for now since i'm at work and all.

2006-09-01T22:25:00.000-05:00

it's 10:20 Friday night. we got back from the Spinney's alittle while ago. Now we're just waiting for uniforms to finish washing so i can throw them in the dryer. Gisselle has to work tomorrow and Sunday. Luckily we both have off Monday so we can relax and spend it together. This weekend is Southern Decadence. Southern Decadence is a Gay and Lesbian Celebration. It's interesting/funny to watch but i think the family is gonna try to stay away from the quarter. Maybe all except BB. I heard she wanted to hit the French market. She is such a little lady. Only 13, thats right you count them boys and girls. 13 days left until we move into our own place and start loosing weight cause we're poor. We're so excited. It's gonna rock. We will finially be able to loose the prison this world calls clothing. Oh to be free. ok. i think thats enough blogging for tonight. i'm gonna start playing around with the template and settings. good night.

2006-09-01T16:33:00.000-05:00

Alright!! Finally joined the Herrick Clan of Bloggers. Now lets see how long I can stay with it.